May 2013
jimmyjamjimjohn:
rubywhiterabbit:
One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
angrybisexual:
Saying casual sex destroys your ability to form meaningful romantic relationships is like saying that talking to a stranger a the bus stop takes away the meaning of your friendships.
If you ever want to beat me up let me know and we can arrange something I’m serious ill even let people take a stab at me if you want
ssophoo:
blightwalker:
drtoof:
it’s called the Xbox One because they took 359 steps back
Best joke. everyone else can go home.
Xbox go home
When I’ve healed does anyone wanna hang in Brisbane?
Once I’m finished here in this world I better get a promotion when I return home. I do not want to come back to this world in 200 years time only to still be the lowest ranking worker. Anything is better than being a drone.
princessfroakie:
hatoful-boxcars:
using low level pokemon as sacrifices to stall so you can heal the pokemon you actually give a shit about
strategic gaming at its best
Fandom on Kankri: Parody of social justice bloggers.
Fandom on Rufioh: Parody of Dante Basco.
Fandom on Mituna: Parody of 4chan users.
Fandom on Meulin: Parody of fandom bloggers.
Fandom on Porrim: Parody of feminist bloggers.
Fandom on Latula: Parody of girl gamers.
Fandom on Cronus: OMG GNEUINE HUMANKIN POOR TRAGIC BABY IT MUST HAVE BEEN SO HARD GROWOING UP A TROLL WHEN ALL YOU WANTED TO DO WAS HAVE PEACH SKIN AND CUT OFF YOUR HORNS YOU POOR SWEETHEART THAT MUST HAVE BEEN WAFUL!!!!!!!! GENUINE!!!!!!!! GEEENUUUIINNEE!!!!
shalrath:
sending people anon-hat. choosing the prettiest hat out of your hat collection and sending it to your friends on anon
iammakingperfectsense:
hazzasgotalittlelou:
directioner-danosaur:
insidemymmind:
Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS...
i feel like throwing up again
i can be anti vaccinations if i want to due to past experiences thanx
Anonymous asked: what is wrong with your hip?